missveryvery:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

pothepolarbear:

Some people still think Beauxbatons was for girls and Durmstrang was for boys.

THANK YOU

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gee i wonder why

namastetoyoutoo:

This is by far my favorite tweet ever.

namastetoyoutoo:

This is by far my favorite tweet ever.

pokec0re:

When bae lies to u but u have screenshots

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actionables:

recoloring this was not as simple as I would have wanted it to be

dialupmodem:

tbh if u really think that iphone users are elitists ask ANY nerd why they prefer android n they’ll go on and on for hours, insulting the phone, steve jobs, tim cook, their entire families, everyone that works for apple, the schools they all attended, and their mothers’ lasagna recipes 

the-pietriarchy:

clearly-on-drugs:

the-pietriarchy:

there are still school shooter fangirls on this website

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do you really have to be this fucking ignorant?

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I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..

..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.

David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person

This never gets old. 

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ledacreates:

starry pattern I did a while back. :o)

ledacreates:

starry pattern I did a while back. :o)

urtube:

I’m not inviting my parents to my wedding because they didn’t invite me to theirs :(

shockyhorror:
bitterglitterqueer:

THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS

bitterglitterqueer:

THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS

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aarontreble:

When you say something bad about your self and your friends agree

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undisclosing:

when i was 3 i insisted on having this picture taken

undisclosing:

when i was 3 i insisted on having this picture taken

userbar:

i used to think

if only you could put pizza on pizza and believe there was no way it could be done

but now, i have seen the light

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